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Published December 14, 2012

HOW TO DEAL WITH NO NHL
BY
JOSHUA PROCTOR

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Are you a hockey fan that needs the NHL? Are you going through withdrawals? You need your daily dose of blood and ice? Here are some things you could do to get you through your day.

Start random fights
Hit people in the face with round rubber circles
Instead of sending people to jail send them to a glass box for a X amount of time
Be soooooooooooo popular in Canada
Go on strike every 3 weeks
Make black people wonder why people watch you
Steal a big cup from your friend Stan
Throw octopus every time something good happens
Knock out 7 of your teeth
Make rules that don't make sense to normal people
Lockout the few people that like to watch you
Disappear and find out that nobody cares
Be the only reason why people watch NBC Sports
Sit there while people shoot things at you at 60MPH
Put blades on all of your shoes
Every New Years Day stand outside for 3 hours
Suck off your best friend Wayne from 20 years ago
Make 3 shit Disney movies about yourself
Find someone named Sid and punch him
Sing the Canada national anthem everyday
Don't call them pilots. Call them Flyers
Find a brave duck (second The Mighty Ducks joke)
Become wild in Minnesota
Tell everyone that fighting is ok until someone hits the ground
Give your friend Christopher a blue jacket
Be the only sport that ESPN doesn't show (They even show the fucking Spelling Bee!)
Remind people that there is more good players other then Sid the Kid and that Alex guy from D.C. You got ummmmmmmmmmm that ummmmm guy from Canada
Become irrelevant




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