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Published May 08, 2013 More Info »
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Published May 08, 2013

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.

I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.

I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?" The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.

How about them blondes...

What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A chili dog on a bun.

What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.

Why does a dog wag its tail?
Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang!

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