or

 

THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WASHINGTON EDITION

 

During a twelve day waiting period, my country gave to me...

 

Twelve hour debates /

Eleven Pippas Pippa-ing /

Ten Lords resisting /

Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine / 

’08 Kool-Aid drinking / 

Seven Rons a-Pauling / 

Six SEALS a-sniping / 

FIIIIIVEEE GINGRIIIIICH GAFFES!!!

Four more years /

Three Departments /

Two I remember / 

... And a parting across the country!

 

Merry Christmas!  

Happy Holidays!

Eh. Whatever. 

 

@TheMichaelLake

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