THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WASHINGTON EDITION
During a twelve day waiting period, my country gave to me...
Twelve hour debates /
Eleven Pippas Pippa-ing /
Ten Lords resisting /
Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine /
’08 Kool-Aid drinking /
Seven Rons a-Pauling /
Six SEALS a-sniping /
FIIIIIVEEE GINGRIIIIICH GAFFES!!!
Four more years /
Three Departments /
Two I remember /
... And a parting across the country!
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!