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Published: August 22, 2008
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This guy is livin’ high off the hog. Just look at this guy. The notorious P-I-G, complete with bacon bow tie? Yes. Well played sir. Better yet, this is an actual product for purchase.

so fresh 'n' so lean, lean


“There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.”

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
item M3321
$99.95 ea.


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