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November 23, 2009


Whether Democrat or Republican, you should get a kick out of this!  



A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 

I am the head of the family , so call meThe 

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you


the People. 

The nanny, we will consider her the


Working Class. 

And your baby brother, we will call him the 
Future . 

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 

So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 

He finds that the baby has severely


soiled his diaper. 

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.  

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. 
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' 

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 

The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the WorkingClass while theGovernment is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit.