DISNEY COMES UP WITH A NEW RIDE OR TWO EVERY YEAR... THIS YEAR THE"ANALIZER" WAS ONE OF THE MORE POPULAR... SO GET OFF YOUR BUTTS AND PUT OUT SOME GOOD CAPS.
I am honored to be Grand Poobah for the day. This competition reflects the best side of Funnyordie, I greatly appreciate this opportunity.
As always, the Funny or Die think tank cranked out comedy like a finely oiled machine. Kudos to all, but here are the best:
1. westsideslant - These are the kind of dreams I have after watching "Deadliest Catch", and then porn right before bed.
(You and Mike Rowe know the feeling, except Rowe’s involve crabs… king crabs, and are more like horrible nightmares.)
2. snyetha - I don't see how this increases our Homeland security.
(Michael Chertoff is a pervball, he just has that “measuring female breasts fetish” look about him.)
3. lizardladyfla – Calip-her
(Yes! Short Sweet and Multidimensional!)
Honorable Mention 1: bipolarboy - This is how Joe Simpson used to test Jessica and Ashley when he was home-schooling them.
(Jessica A+, Ashley B-)
Honorable Mention 2: jason2k1 - I think this might be porn for cyborgs.
(I can just see Johnny Five saying “Oh yeah compress that areola.”)
Hats off to you westsideslant, you earned your rightful place as tomorrow’s “Great Decider.”