I posted this one to our league message board the day after Bob Costas had that disturbing phone interview with Sandusky on NBC's Rock Center. I don't know why Sandusky's lawyer would allow him to speak with Costas...other than the fact that he knows his client is fucked and is just trying to squeeze as much money out of the sick bastard as possible.
As I'm sure you've noticed, I tend to cover my own team's news very favorably. I treat the relationship like ESPN does with EVERY FUCKING PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM IN THE ATLANTIC EAST COAST.
In this post I finally gave a name to the scandal that the Jack D Rocks owner started: CorpseBootygate. This rumor clearly seemed like one that was going to stick with Drew Brees and the Bastard Mutants for the entire season, so it was time to give it a clean and informative title.
In the article I also briefly mentioned Tim Tebow and his ability to lead the Denver Broncos to victory despite completing only two passes. I really hope Tebow gets exposed before this season is done with so I can stop hearing about this Tebow Time bullshit. Or do I?
Professional Blues = me (Fox)
my ninjas = black
Jack D Rocks = brown
Legion of Doom = blue
RamRods = red
Bastard Mutants = orange
T. Green? = green
AK-47 = Adam (only met him a few times and have no idea what his last name is)
CANT WAIT = turquoise
Bruce Blingstein = gray (*automatic win*)