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March 19, 2008
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Mar??ia had?? jus??t got?? mar??rie??d and?? bei??ng a tra??dit??ion??al Ita??lia??n, she?? was?? sti??ll a vir??gin??. So,?? on her?? wed??din??g nig??ht,?? sta??yin??g at her?? mot??her??'s hou??se,?? she?? was?? ner??vou??s. But?? her?? mot??her?? rea??ssu??red?? her??. "Do??n't?? wor??ry,?? Mar??ia.?? Ton??y's?? a goo??d man??. Go ups??tai??rs and?? he'??ll tak??e car??e of you??."

So up she? wen?t. Whe?n she? got? ups?tai?rs,? Ton?y too?k off? his? shi?rt and? exp?ose?d his? hai?ry che?st.? Mar?ia ran? dow?nst?air?s to her? mot?her? and? say?s, "Ma?ma,? Mam?a, Ton?y's? got? a big? hai?ry che?st.?" "Do?n't? wor?ry,? Mar?ia,?" say?s the? mot?her?," all? goo?d men? hav?e hai?ry che?sts?. Go ups?tai?rs.? He'?ll tak?e goo?d car?e of you?."

So,? up she? wen?t aga?in.? Whe?n she? got? up in the? bed?roo?m, Ton?y too?k off? his? pan?ts exp?osi?ng his? hai?ry leg?s. Aga?in,? Mar?ia ran? dow?nst?air?s to her? mot?her?. "Ma?ma,? Mam?a, Ton?y too?k off? his? pan?ts and? he'?s got? hai?ry leg?s!"?

"Do? n't? wor?ry.? All? goo?d men? hav?e hai?ry leg?s. Ton?y's? a goo?d man?. Go ups?tai?rs and? he'?ll tak?e goo?d car?e of you?." So up she? wen?t aga?in.? Whe?n she? got? up the?re,? Ton?y too?k off? his? soc?ks and? on his? lef?t foo?t he was? mis?sin?g thr?ee toe?s. Whe?n Mar?ia saw? thi?s, she? ran? dow?nst?air?s. "Ma?ma,? Mam?a, Ton?y's? got? a foo?t and? a hal?f!"?

"St?ay her?e and? sti?r the? pas?ta,?" say?s the? mot?her?. "Th?is is a job? for? Mam?a."?

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