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Published May 30, 2009 More Info »
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Published May 30, 2009
Honey, I know its wrong to suggest that last week you were...um... different ,yet I knew better than to :

  • Suggest a sexual favor
  • Not put my plate in the washer...after rinsing it
  • Ask if you need help (while puking)
  • Ask if your "all right" (after puking)
  • Not take out the trash at just the right time
  • Walk,talk,or have the TV too loud
  • Say anything remotely stupid,which is of coarse, way outa character
  • Leave a glass in the front room
  • Leave the seat up
  • Not have Kool Aid available on demand
  • Say theres something wrong with you


Thank you for not :

  • Burning my bed while I'm in it
  • Poisoning my food
  • Cutting my hair while napping
  • Suggesting I run off with another woman
  • Ax murdering the neighbors
  • Looking for or finding my hiding place
  • Looming over the bed while muttering inauditable noises
  • Spinning your head around and spewing green stuff 
  • Gouging my eyes out

Your tollerence is greatly appreciated.Proves you love me!
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