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March 16, 2012

I was at a comedy club a few nights ago. It was packed. The comic onstage was killing. I noticed the room was filled with a Black audience, the comics were all Black so with my amazing powers of deduction (my glasses!) I put 2 and 2 together and realized that tonight was the club’s Black night. I got it. I figured it out. Screw you Inception I’m smart! Then I saw it. The bane of my existence. A sign hanging by the door that really hammered home with a clever name (dropped letters and apostrophe’s galore) that if I couldn’t tell again by the crowd, the comics, the hip-hop, the R&B, and sadly the bouncers at the door (I know what I need when I’m getting my laugh on, protection son!), here is yet another visual cue that tonight is indeed the club’s Black night. Well like it says in the Bible kids, “If you can’t beat’em join’em my son!” so guess who’s going into the business of naming nights for clubs that are geared towards their ethnic crowds? Ya’ boy! Below is a taste of what you can expect to tastefully see at a comedy club near you.

Spictacula’ Sunday

Wigga’ Please Wednesday

What The F**k Are You Friday

Y’all Make Us Nervous Monday thru Sunday

Mulatto Monday

Frijole Friday

Unibrow Sunday

Brown People

Klingon Komedy Thursday

Weeble Wobble Wednesday

High Yella’ Mella’ Monday

Wookie Wednesday

She Got A Dick Oh No He Don’t Thursday

Waddup Wit’ Gay People Sunday

Tonight’s Not Yo’ Night Tuesday

Wacky Guacamole Wednesday

Urban Turban Thursday

Mo’ Racial Barriers Monday

Fa’sheezy My Femi-neezy Friday

Hip Hop Hindu Thursday

Midget Monday

Why You Talk Funny Friday

Scoliosis Saturday

Triple Nipple Tuesday

Web Feet Wednesday

Muggle Monday

Hobbit Sunday

Swim Somewhere Else Sunday

Chupacabra Friday

Ugly Muh’f**ka Tuesday

Black Night

Me So Sorry Monday

Cylon Sunday

Cleft Palette Friday

Hairy Arm Tuesday

One Eye’ Willy Wednesday

Vitiligo Viernes

Salsa Seltzer Salt N’ Pepa Sunday

Women Be Shoppin’ Wednesday

People Wit’ A Mole On Their Face Monday

We’re Scared Of Your People Everyday

Please call the clubs in advance for specific showtimes and scheduled performers.