MethMatch.com: The #1 Dating Site for Meth Addicts
By The Occasional, Dan Abramson March 14, 2013 | 43,787 Views
From Issue #006 of The Occasional

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Just because you don't have teeth doesn't mean you can't find someone to make you smile. (From Issue #006 of The Occasional)
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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- ...Beth is like so hot!
- Don't go to methmatch.com especially if you are at work.
- Kind if funny but depressing.
- Funny in a sick way - I feel guilty laughing at someone else's nightmare, but it's true enough :(
- What makes it funnier is knowing there will b SOMEONE who thinks this is a real dating site,want to check it out either for dates or " a connection"€)
- Holy Holy Hell Looks like madison co is on this lol
- thats methed up haha
- dudes i was just truly curious but i onlyseen 1 couple where is rest? preety sad!!
- wonder if they ate all the grapes
- this is fubar!!who had the last hit?
- Wow...
- I love it. this is so crazy.
- I'm having difficulty masturbating to this.
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