There was this farmer whose kids had spent days coloring Easter eggs. Well, to surprise them the farmer and his wife took all the eggs, the Saturday before Easter and hid them in the nests in the chicken coop. The kids would find them when they went to collect eggs Easter morning. Well, that evening the rooster visits the hen house. He looks in one nest and sees a brightly colored egg, and scratches his head. He finds one in another nest and is curious. After finding several more, his curiosity became anger. When he looked at the last nest and it also contained another beautifully colored egg, he could no longer control himself. He raced out of the hen house and beat the crap out of the peacock!