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Published August 05, 2013
Why must I be Enslaved to the confines of my corduroys? Forced to bear the weight of a kale smoothie Across the barren sidewalks of suburbia? Why must there be The Best of Enya Blasting on my stereo? As I lay enraptured in the smooth fabric That is a flannel sweatshirt? Why must I see A poster of Simon and Garfunkel upon my bedroom wall? Surrounded by my collection of argyle sweater vests Amidst a display of figure skating memorabilia? Why do I Why do I Oh why do I Have to be White? 
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