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July 14, 2015

Pictures of far-away dwarf planet Pluto are circling the internet and people are treating it as if they are photos of a woman — so, horribly!

At 7:49 a.m. ET this morning, the spacecraft New Horizon’s traveled 3 billion miles and passed by the furthest planet in our solar system, Pluto. NASA’s spacecraft snapped a few photos of the mysterious and far-out planet and the internet is eating them up!

People are absolutely loving the closeups, citing how stunning and gorgeous the small planet is.

Well, mostly everyone. Of course, if there is something online that some people are praising, the other half of the internet has to tear it down, lest it get too full of itself.
So, basically, Pluto is getting the full “21st-century woman” treatment!

You hear that, Pluto! People think you’re ugly and stupid and aren’t even taking the time to get to know the dwarf-planet you are. There may be more to you than your strange heart birthmark and dimpled terrain, but the internet doesn’t care!

Welcome to the scrutiny of the internet and we are so sorry this is your first impression upon meeting Planet Earth. We have some good things going for us, we promise, it’s just we’re still figuring out how to be nice on the internet.