Add to Playlist

Published October 30, 2012 More Info »
18 Funny Votes
1 Die Votes
Published October 30, 2012
  OH HOW I HATE CATS   I hate cats with all my heart I have hated you from the start. You won’t play with me and your claws are like knives, I know I once saw Satan in your eyes. You don’t care if I stay or  if I go You are NOT even cute when you play piano You crap in the house and your litter box stinks, you are all stuck-up and not as cute as you think! I shouldn’t be so mean and hateful too, but I WILL NOT mind if a dog eats you, You don’t take a bath, I’m freaked out by your stare. WHY must you land on your feet when thrown down the stairs? I should be more kind but this I can’t do, Since you have WAY more FUCKING HITS THAN I DO ON YOU TUBE!