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Published October 30, 2012 More Info »
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Published October 30, 2012

 

OH HOW I HATE CATS

 

I hate cats with all my heart

I have hated you from the start.

You won’t play with me and your claws are like knives,

I know I once saw Satan in your eyes.

You don’t care if I stay or  if I go

You are NOT even cute when you play piano

You crap in the house and your litter box stinks,

you are all stuck-up and not as cute as you think!

I shouldn’t be so mean and hateful too,

but I WILL NOT mind if a dog eats you,

You don’t take a bath, I’m freaked out by your stare.

WHY must you land on your feet when thrown down the stairs?

I should be more kind but this I can’t do,

Since you have WAY more FUCKING HITS THAN I DO ON YOU TUBE!

 

 

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