OH HOW I HATE CATS
I hate cats with all my heart
I have hated you from the start.
You won’t play with me and your claws are like knives,
I know I once saw Satan in your eyes.
You don’t care if I stay or if I go
You are NOT even cute when you play piano
You crap in the house and your litter box stinks,
you are all stuck-up and not as cute as you think!
I shouldn’t be so mean and hateful too,
but I WILL NOT mind if a dog eats you,
You don’t take a bath, I’m freaked out by your stare.
WHY must you land on your feet when thrown down the stairs?
I should be more kind but this I can’t do,
Since you have WAY more FUCKING HITS THAN I DO ON YOU TUBE!