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October 10, 2010
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Because What's the Point if You're Perfectly Fine?

THIS JUST IN.

An ex-boyfriend of mine (who shall remain nameless) just texted me with the following(and I quote):
"I just got some blood work done and all tests came back negative...so at least you know from that point you are most likely ok as well!!!!!!!! Just thought I'd tell you."

I mean, really???? First of all, thank you for that completely unnecessary text with the overabundant use of exclamation points. I'm just really overjoyed with your STD status. Did you really think that I HAVEN'T been tested (negative too, thank you very much), since you were in my life? Secondly, I wonder how many other girls he sent that text to. Thirdly, what the F do you mean by "from that point"??? I mean, are you saying that unless I became a raging whore after we dated, then I'm probably clean? I was floored by this text message and really was rendered speechless for the first five minutes.

Over and Out.

Z.
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