Listen, we don't care what you do with your sex toys. Enjoy them, write reviews on Amazon about them. Whatever. Just keep it to yourself. We're not interested in their functionality. What we ARE interested in is the fact that they apparently come in all sorts of ridiculous shapes and designs. None of which should be used for sexual pleasure. We don't care if you're the biggest Toy Story fan in the world. Children's movies are not meant for insertion.
Here's weirdest we could find. Good luck shoving Moses up there, what with his tablets and all.
1. Buzz Lightyear
2. Corn on the Cob
3. Barack Obama
7. Jay Leno
8. Hello Kitty
9. Light Saber
And as a bonus, here's William Shatner holding a giant cock.