(April 5) -- A Georgia man bit off more than he could chew -- literally
-- when he dislocated his jaw while trying to eat a super-sized
Chad Ettmueller, a structured settlement broker in
Cumming, Ga., suffered a locked jaw for 14 hours after biting into a
double meat, double cheese sandwich. But what may be more amazing is
that Ettmueller is going against the grain of this lawsuit-happy country
and NOT taking the makers of the sandwich to court.
Who hasn't hurt themselves trying to eat a sandwich.