Cinemax has optioned the rights to The Skin Trade, a “werewolf noir” novella written by famed Game of Thrones creator George R. R. Martin. Details about this highly anticipated show are few and far between and rumors are flying wild! Below is a list of the facts we know for sure thus far. And obviously … SPOILER ALERT!
1) There will be werewolves
It’s there in the summary of the show — “werewolf novella” — so it’s a pretty safe bet that werewolves will be in this show.
2) The werewolves are going to fuck
It’s George R.R. Martin. It’s Skin-a-Max. These werewolves are going to fuck. A lot.
3) The werewolves are going to fuck doggystyle
We know this will be true just by definition. Werewolves are part dog, so if they copulate, it will be in the “style” of dogs, aka “doggystyle.” Consider this a given.
4) The werewolves are going to fuck using other fuck styles as well
Game of Thrones has shown us lots of different fuck styles, from oral, to object play, to sorcerous sex resulting in the birth of a murderous shadow baby. It’s safe to say that this show will most likely explore a variety of werewolf fuck styles.
5) The werewolves are going to fuck their siblings
A George R.R. Martin show without incest is like Christmas without Santa! And just like jolly ‘ole St. Nick always comes through with the yuletide cheer, look for GRRM to deliver some jolly, inter-family/inter-werewolf-brood fucking.
6) The werewolves are going to have dragons (and probably fuck them)
Everyone remembers “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?” Daenerys Targaryen’s beloved catchprase from Game of Throne‘s second season. Cinemax will undoubtedly be looking to create similar buzz with The Skin Trade. The obvious way to do this is to give the werewolves dragons, have them lose the dragons and say, “Where are my dragons?,” and then have them find the dragons and fuck them.
7) Every werewolf you come to know and love will die a horrible, gut-wrenching death
Pain is what makes us stronger. Tears are dumbbells for our souls to weight lift. And just because a werewolf is dead doesn’t mean other werewolves can’t still fuck it.