1. Put duct tape, some yarn, and five paperclips into your trashcan. Your trashcan can hold these things.
2. Turn your trashcan upside down. Now it’s a stool. Turn that upside down. Congratulations.
3. Inspire your trashcan to do its best by hanging posters of garbage truck role models where it can see them.
4. Place a trashcan on your head to earn the nickname Shielded Roundie.
5. Fill a trashcan with moonlight then let us know how you did it because we would like to drink some moonlight.