Do you have an abusive boss? Send him a MemoryTag greeting card and tell him how much you appreciate him in so many different ways.

Is your boss kind of like this (below) because his misdeeds in the work place build up and accumulate and stink?

BUT HEY, Nobody’s Perfect

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1. First of all, you could call your abusive boss an A-hole like this MemoryTag card does. You could send your boss the MemoryTag card you see below: https://memorytag.cards/collections/best-sellers

This would be a disservice particularly to the butt. You see, I value my A-hole and you should value yours too. Where would you be without your A-hole? You’d be full of sh’t. Now your abusive boss is full of sh’t, but it’s not the fault of his A-hole. If his A-hole had anything to say about it, he wouldn’t be full of sh’t.
You know what I mean, a little man (abusive boss) who misuses his power to mess up your work day.

But everyone has an A-hole and there’s comfort in numbers. Don’t fault your boss as an A-hole because everyone needs one.

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Send your abusive boss a MemoryTag card and tell him it’s a “Coward’s Kit" complete with yellow stripe to pin on his back.

The Coward’s Kit comes complete with yellow stripe and freely provided admonitions explaining how when other heroes were defending the country, your abusive boss was taking advantage to use the system to amass money and power and influence so that he could get his pardon the expression (his jollies) which is his right in a free Demo-Republic to do so—–in other words to be a lying, conniving, scheming, money-grubbing, two-timing, two-faced, narcissistic, mother-grabbing, bad trend-setting, stealing, cheating, waste of skin.

WELL, NOBODY’S PERFECT!

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Or, tell your abusive boss based on his past performance, he belongs here (above) in Congress with other elected representatives who are the kind of people who would steal $50 off their mother’s bureau drawer while her back was turned if they thought they could get away with it. There will always be the kind of people around who would vote for Charles Manson if he ran for office and a person like your boss who totally lacks ethics and morality and I’m not exactly a moral person myself, but I do try to be immoral as little as possible or at least wish I was. Tell your abusive boss he should move into a future in government.

Or tell him he’s one of these, feeding off the hopes and dreams of co-workers some of whom let’s face it are somewhat willing to curry favor with a little dwarf (your boss) to further their own career fantasies—–but still——-when you sell your soul to a devil there has to be a devil to sell your soul to—-right boss?

Your boss is the kind of person who would describe rape as “Assault with a friendly weapon.”

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Tell your boss how much you love him with a MemoryTag card.

Each MemoryTag card has video capability you can use your smart phone to record a video of yourself and tell your boss how much you appreciate him and his escapades. MemoryTag cards are a fraction the cost of store-bought cards. MemoryTag is the card that says just about everything from happy birthday to get well cards, graduation cards, Mother’s and Father’s Day cards, sympathy cards,weddings, anniversary cards, funny cards, weird cards, Valentine’s Day cards, thank you cards, all of them a fraction of the cost of a store-bought card and all with video message capability.

https://memorytag.cards/

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