Despite the generous holiday gifting of several Secret Santas who’ve paid off layaway balances of unsuspecting Kmart customers, the real Saint Nick is not happy about it. In the last week, over $2500 dollars worth of toys have been paid off, but apparently Kris Kringle sees the gesture as stealing his thunder than anything. Reports allege that Santa Claus is pissed, accusing the “helpers” of stepping on his turf.
The following quote has been edited: “If these M@#%&#@F*&#%@# would just mind they G#%@$D@#% bidness and let a N@#& do his j.o.b. they’d realize that Christmas is on the 25th. I Got This!……Jesus!”