Hammer: "Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka!"
Me: "I'm so glad you're excited to start the interview. You have no idea how big a fan I am of your work."
Hammer: "that's word, because, you know..."
Me: "cool. Great so let's get started."
Hammer: "Break it down."
Me: "I-I. was about to."
Hammer: "Now they know."
Me: "Okay...So Mr. Hammer, I understand MC Hammer is you stage name. Do you prefer to go by your given name, Stanley Burrell, In this Interview?"
Hammer: "That's hype and tight."
Me:"um...so is that a yes?"
Hammer: "You talkin' about the Hammer, you talkin' about a show"
Me: "Cool, so stage name it is. So Mr. Hammer, I understand you've been ordained, how do you feel about that and you newer business ventures?"
Hammer: "The charts? Legit. Either work hard or you might as well quit."
Me: "Yeah...so, you're enjoying them i guess? Also, how do you feel about your well-known status on twitter and youtube?"
Hammer: "Wave your hands in the air. Bust a few moves, run your hands through your hair."
Me: "Wow! That's great you feel really good about what you've achieved. You should be very proud!"
Hammer: "This is it, for a winner."
Me: "Okay. How do you feel about all the hype people made over your bankruptcy claim?"
Hammer: "Fresh new kicks, advance. You gotta like that!"
Me: "Yes I see your new shoes. They look very nice, but are you saying that's how you got through the whole ordeal was on advances?"
Hammer: "Yo, I told you."
Me: "Great. Well that answers that long burning question. So what's your favorite pastime?"
Hammer: "Give me a song or Rhythm."
Me: "I'm so glad to hear you're still really into music. It's refreshing when you see an artist who has a long standing passion for what they do."
Hammer: "Go with the funk, it is said. If you can't groove to this, you're probably dead."
Me: "That's fair. You're also in such great shape. How do you stay looking so fit and young?"
Hammer: "Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner. Move, slide your rump."
Me: "Oooh dancing! I love dancing! It's such a great way to stay in shape and feel great about yourself."
Hammer: "So move, out of your seat!"
Me: "Are you saying you want to dance with me?"
Hammer: "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump, bump, bump."
Me: "Is that a sexual proposition you're making at me? I don't really feel that's appropriate do you?"
Hammer: "Look man."
Me: "Mr. Hammer, I will not look at your crotch! Please stop motioning to it."
Hammer: "You can't touch this."
Me: "I think I explicitly said I didn't want to al--"
Hammer: "Hammer time!"
Me: "Oh my god! Please pull up your pants! This needs to stop or we're going to have to end the interview."
Hammer: "Now why would I ever stop doing this?"
Me: "Okay. thanks for your time. This interview is offically over."
Hammer: "Get way outta here. You can't touch this."
Me: "Yeah...You said that already."
Hammer: "Too hype, can't touch this."
Me: "I got the message thanks."
Hammer: "Yeah, you can't touch this."