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Published September 02, 2008

PRERAMBLE: I AM EXPIERENCING A COUPLE OF FOD GLICHES RIGHT NOW. ONE IS THE SIZE OF FONT ,THAT I CANT SEEM TO CHANGE, IS SO SMALL I CANT SEE IT. SO I KNOW THAT SOME DONT LIKE IT,BUT  IM DOING IT IN CAPS. THE NEXT IS THAT PLAYING WITH YOU GUYS HAS BROUGHT MY FUNNY BACK, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS GONE FOREVER. SO IM DOING THINGS IN HERE THAT I HAVE NEVER  DONE, OR HAVENT DONE, IN A LONG TIME.

ONE IS THIS FORUM CALLED BLOG, I REALLY ENJOY IT. SO IM DOING ANOTHER.  IM GOING TO CRITIQUE A MOVIE I SAW TONIGHT. IM NO GENE SHALLOT, CAUSE IM FUNNIER HIM. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF DEVELOPING ANY TYPE OE ECCENTRIC RATING DEVICE, MINE GIVES TWO CHOICES 1.SPEND THE BUCK-- 2. SAVE THE BUCK. NOR WILL I ATTEMPT TO CRITIC THE ACTORS, YOU KNOW WHO YOU LIKE AND WHO YOU DONT. I DONT GO TO A MOVIE JUST BECAUSE SO-N-SO IS IN IT. MY FAVORITE MOVIE WITH TOM CRUIS IS LEGEND, AND IT'S THE SAME WITH THE PRODUCERS, DIRECTORS,OR TECHNICIONS.

I CARE ABOUT THE OVERALL PRODUCTION. WAS I AMAZED, BORED, PUT TO SLEEP, EXCITED OR WHAT EVER. IT HAS TO ILLICIT SOME KIND OF EMOTION. SO TO BOIL IT DOWN, DID I LIKE IT OR NOT. BELIEVE IT OR NOT I WAS IN THE BIZ FOR A FEW YEARS AND WAS LUCKY AS TO WHO AND WHAT I GOT TO WORK WITH. PLUS, MY CRITIQUE WILL BE SHORTER, OR MAYBE NOT. GUESS IT WILL ALL DEPEND ON HOW MUCH I LIKED THE MOVIE. SO HERE GOES... IF YOU LIKE IT LET ME KNOW, IF NOT TELL ME.

HAMLET 2... SPEND THE MONEY.... WHY BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE FUNNY.

THE MOVIE IS ABOUT A HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA TEACHER WHO'S LIFE IS FALLING APART. HE AND HIS WIFE ARE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT AND THERES A SO SO SCENE WHERE THEY GO TO THE DR TO FIND OUT WHY SHE ISNT, AND HE MEETS ELIZABETH SHUE WHO HAS BECOME A NURSE, NO FOR REAL. HIS CLASS FOR TWO OR THREE YEARS HAS CONSISTED OF TWO OF THE HIGH SCHOOLS BLEND INTO THE GREY BACK WALL KIDS. TWICE A YEAR HE AND HIS TWO STUDENTS PUT ON PLAYS THAT ARE ADAPTED FROM MOVIES AND ARE HORRIBLE.

HE COMES TO CLASS ONE DAY AND IT IS FULL OF THOSE OTHER KIDS, A HODGEPODGE OF RACES, LIFESTYLES, AND TEENAGE ANKST. HIS REGS ARE SCARED OF THEM AND WE HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A FEW MINUTES OF BONDING. IF IT ENDED HERE, ID SAY SAVE THE MONEY. OH, THE REASON ALL THESE KIDS ARE HERE IS BECAUSE OF SCHOOL BUDGET CUTS, AND  ALL OTHER ELECTIVES ARE CANCELED. WELL ABOUT THEN THE JERK OFF PRINCIPAL COMES IN AND ANOUNCES THAT DRAMA HAS BEEN CANCELLED ALSO. WOW, NOW WHAT, IT IS DECIDED THAT A REALLY GOOD DRAMA PRODUCTION MIGHT SAVE EM. SO  TEACH WRITES HAMLET 2, ABOUT HOW ALL THE PLAYERS OF HAMLET ARE TRANSPORTED TO THIS TIME. BEFOR THEY KILLED , DIED, OR SUICIDED THIER WAY TO WILLIAMS TRAGIC PLAY ENDING. THE HOOK IS HOW THEY WOULD ACT IN THIS DAY AND AGE. MANY BAD THINGS CONTINUE TO HAPPEN TO TEACH, BUT THE KIDS UNDAUNTED GO ALONG WITH PUTTING ON THE PRODUCTION. THIS MIGHT HELP YOU GET THRU THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF SET UP WHICH THEN GETS INTO THE GOOD STUFF. IM NOT SAYING MORE BECAUSE IT WOULD RUIN IT FOR YOU. I THINK THE SUNDANCE AWARDS ARE LEGIT. IT MADE ME FEEL GOOD, AND I LAUGHED OUT LOUD. IF YOUVE SEEN IT LET US KNOW HOW YOU FELT ABOUT IT.... C'MON SHAME ME.

SO NOW IF YOU HAVE SLOPPED THROUGH THE SUMMERTIME BLOCKBUSTERS, SPEND A BUCK AND SEE THIS LITTLE GEM IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO KILL. GO SEXY JESUS, GO SEXY JESUS.

OH, ONE MORE THING. GIVE ME AN IDEA OF A MOVIE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE AND ILL GIVE YOU MY THOUGHTS ON IT.

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