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Published: July 16, 2012
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A judge in Fort Wayne, Ind. has charged Aaron Stefanski with 1 count of DUI and 3 counts of Child Neglect after the man used yellow tie down straps to secure 4 children the the hood of his late model sedan.
When officers stopped him Stefanski said he was “Only going around the corner”
The man had a blood-alcohol level that was more than double the legal limit. When the judge was asked why only there were only 3 counts of Child Neglect, he replied “The 4th one is a soulless ginger and not protected by the law.”

The Gingers Rights Party could not be reached for comment.