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December 21, 2016
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#3. Her bed springs jingle instead of squeak.

Lately, you’ve been running out of milk


Santa responds to your letters but only to ask if your mom’s home


Dad only says “Happy Holidays”


Santa keeps picking you up from soccer practice


Lots of white, curly hair in the shower drain


Santa says you can call him Father Christmas


Her bed springs jingle instead of squeak


Mrs. Claus confronts her in the grocery store


Reindeer parked on a side street


Sheet draped over the menorah


On the 13th day of Christmas she filed for divorce

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