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Published April 12, 2010

Those Were Different Times Contest #40

Introducing: "Natal Alegre" an album by ... I'm guessing the too thin Santa guy.
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Winner of the "and by _ I mean _" award:
"Look, Santa's asking her if she wants a ride in his sleigh" and by Santa I mean "psycho wacko rapist" and by asking her if she wants a ride I mean "going to drag her by the head with his victim procuring stick" and by sleigh I mean "van".
-MadAdam

11. As he showered her with presents, she had the unexplained suspicion he was a crook.
-buttermilk

10. Is telling her that Mrs. Claus is his mother, not his wife.
-keibar

9. No matter which way the candle is twisted, it goes in further.
-drwho

8. Back then the Stork brought the babies, and Santa took back the mistakes.
-FissureFilms

7. She asked him to not allow Desperate Housewives to be cancelled.
He said anyone who's been with Leif Garrett had to be naughty, so no promises.
-LucyLieu

6. If Santa doesn't answer her prayers, I'm sure that Candle will - over and over and over again!
-Kooldad

5. "A Very Golem Christmas", now available on Poop-Ray™
-trident

4. A happy home is where Santa peeps!
-Rhiann0n

3. So far, he’s come down the chimney, and in her armpit.
-theDIRTYmidget

2. Santa *also* sees you when you're lonely and vulnerable.
-LeahterShorts

1. In Portugal when you're naughty, Santa sprays your hair with aqua net and blows on a nearby open flame while you pray for mercy.
-missalicia


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