Thanks for viewing this page, all you numbskulls and chuckleheads. We're The Original Masters, all two of them.
We've been peddling our fine video products around since 1995, when most of you were learning how to giggle without messing yourselves, but we won't hold that against you--you're our audience, and we love you.
We've got a ridiculously huge backlog of material to unleash upon you, the adoring, drooling, insatiable public: 10 years of footage, all straight from the garbag--err, family vault.
But that ain't all! Nope, believe it or not, we're still makin' shit! And God bless each and every one of you for watching...with an open heart and soul, bahhh!