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Published March 09, 2009 More Info »
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Published March 09, 2009

I’m a poodle
look at my fluff
I like to say
ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
I sometimes tease and hairspray my fro
Within my hair are tiny little bows

I yap all day
and yap all night
I jump and I bark with all of my might
I’m just as annoying as a cocker spaniel pup
I can also be miniature and fit in a cup

Yes, I am a poodle,
With hair like Estelle Getty
Oh I am a poodle
in the summer I get sweaty
Nothing to celebrate, please hold the confetti
So when I’m hot I jump in the pool
When I see a nice bone , I so often just drool
Oh the life of a silly little poodle.

 

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