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Published December 07, 2012

FAMOUS LAST WORDS
BY
JOSHUA PROCTOR

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Is that a tree?: Sonny Bono
Ummmmmm the ticket says Los Angeles not Tower 1: Passenger of plane United 175
I really don't think this radio is too loud: Anne Frank
This seats are great!!!: Abe Lincoln
Sorry dad I just don't think we will be that great this season: Garrett Reid
Mommy can we go to the lake?: Caylee Anthony
What is the worst that could happen? I get shot? lol: JFK
Hey Jovan should I start Cam Newton on Sunday on my fantasy team?: Kasandra Perkins
Sorry asshole I don't sign autographs: John Lennon
One more beer before I get racing: Dale Earnhardt
Fuck that I am not going to prison! Just give me cancer: Joe Paterno
They rejected my script for The Bodyguard 2!: Whitney Houston
It's says don't take this medication with little boys dicks.....shit what do they know?: Michael Jackson
Man! This 3-D is pretty sweet!:  Victim of the Batman shootings
I would like a movie made about my life. A really bad movie and I want to be played by some really shit overrated actor: Johnny Cash
Naked Gun 3 was trash honey: Nicole Brown Simpson
I am a pretty good pilot: John F. Kennedy Jr
I be back: Jesus
I love Memphis!: DR.MLK
I pick Paul Ryan as my running mate!: Mitt Romeny's chances of winning


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