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Published May 10, 2013 More Info »
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Published May 10, 2013
  Think your man might be cheating on you? He probably is! Here are some red flags that may signal that your significant other is cheating: 1. He’s registered to vote. 2. He has a Netflix account 3. He’s out from 9-5 every weekday 4. He sometimes calls you “Dude” 5. He has dandruff 6. He doesn’t leave voicemail messages 7. He believes that race is a social construct 8. He uses the salutation “all the best” in e-mails 9. He likes The Wire 10. He’s horrible with names 11. He’s a Holocaust denier 12. He has a tattoo 13. He uses an electric toothbrush 14. He doesn’t have a Hulu Plus account 15. He thinks “Keep Calm and Carry On” parody posters are funny 16. He has room for dessert 17. He uses a Britta water filter 18. His favorite candy is junior mints 19. He can ride a bike with no handlebars 20. He always anticipated a post-credit scene no matter the movie  21. He only listens to Spotify on private browsing 22. He’s ticklish 23. He’s a pescetarian 24. He has never seen a Fast & Furious movie 25. He has a driver’s license 26. He doesn’t use excessive punctuation in text messages 27. He has a Seinfeld impression 28. He drink extra pulp orange juice 29. He calls movies “films” 30. He paraphrases Malcolm Gladwell 31. He reads on the Nook e-reader 32. He drinks bottled water 33. He bites his fingernails 34. He prefers the window seat on airplanes 35. He used deodorant 36. He says “bless you” immediately following a sneeze 37. He can read music 38. He knows his sleep number 39. He watches reality singing competitions 40. He has less than 100 twitter followers 41. He wears Invisalign 42. He works out 43. He uses all the hot water in the shower 44. He is a ball hog 45. He has facial hair 46. He drink coffee 47. He’s a Christian scientist 48. He has a tattoo 49. He types in Comic Sans font 50. He thinks the movie is better than the book
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