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Published August 13, 2009

Is Jetblue trying to encourage another 9/11? Instead of wasting my cool six hundo on a sure-fire death-trap, here are the Top 10 Things I’d Rather Spend $600 On:




  1. 10)New HD TV

9) Unpaid parking tickets

8) Lunch at Bagel Sam’s

7) A shitload of white t-shirts

6) 600 different movies from RedBox

5) 24-pack of Fiji water

4) 2 bench seats at the Greek Theatre for Allman Bros.

3) 10 season passes to Universal Studios - it’s cool, “Jaws” is in my top-five

2) A night of drinking at “Happy Ending,” followed by a happy ending

1) A baby Cupid fountain for my front yard – in these tough times, first impressions are everything 

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