It's hot out. But you've got no pool. No beach to go to. Possibly no reason to even get out of bed in the morning. No big deal. Just follow these essential steps to keeping cool during a heatwave.
- Kindly ask nearby children to recuse themselves from the kiddie pool
- Lower your oversized body into the now vacant kiddie pool
- Cross your treetrunk legs so the water ripples around you
- Grab a hose
- Place thumb at the nozzle of the hose
- Point upward
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