So this one is for the ladies. So ! OK ! Ladies ! Let me guess your man is a dick who is bad in bed a? Well this is what you need to start doing if you want to get your rocks off in the sack my sweet honey pie ! Eyes are closed an his out like a light, an now it's turn out the lights time if you like you dig boo };-O. Because you see here ladies, every man gets a hard on in there sleep and that's a fact my loves. So when that happens ladies jump on that d*ck and ride a away in to the magic land of Squirtsville idaho where the wood is always hard, ( But only if you love that person an your in your own home. Because i don't want to see anything bad happen to you when doing this ladies um k big sexy's. and if your man is a smacker just choke him when ride that pony babes. Because i don't like to see women get hit now you hear ! ) Now enjoy getting off as meany times as you would like on that wood champs. Because it's going to take a lot longer for your man to pop off you know ;-) An like i said it's just the facts sweet thing. "An trust me guys the dream your having will end up a wet one."
P.M.S: An guys it's ok to have sex when your lady is on the rag. An let me tell you all right now yo it's Bloody smashing good times mates.
Cherry O !
Mr. Dick Cummings