AFTER A HARD DAY SHOPPING AT THE MALL ME AND MY WILD FRIENDS HAVE TO SETTLE DOWN SOMEHOW.... WHY DOES THIS NUT CASE ALWAYS INSIST ON BEING FIRST... C'MON BOY PUFF PUFF PASS... AND ALL YOU MERRY PEOPLE OUT THERE CAP CAP CAPTION... (C'MON DUDE SUCK THAT SHIT, WE ALL TIRED OF WAITING)...
GONNA START MIXING SOME SANTA STUFF IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, JUST TO HELP YOU GET YOUR JOLLIES AND YOUR HOLIDAY CAPS ON. WANT TO WARN YOU NOW THAT ONE OR TWO WILL BE A LITTLE ON THE XXX-MAS SIDE. MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THE PICS BEFORE YOU LET THE KIDDIES PEEK.
SABRE DONE SED...
Ok... I had to think extra hard for this one... as Yoda is such a prominant figure in my religion... as are Anheiser Bush, Douglas Adams... and the ALMIGHTY ODIN!!!!
.... ok... winners... right.....
1st- bipolarboy: Fear not the Player. For fear leads to anger and anger leads hate. Hating the player, the way to the darkside is. (HELLS YEAH!!! MAD YODA LOVE IN THE HIZZY!!!... damn I sound so white when I say that...)
2nd- ketteelf: Bogarting the joint you are! (I've actually heard this line.... over an actual joint... And I laughed just as hard then... NO I DON'T SMOKE THE CHRONIC!!!)
3rd- phukuhp: YOUR HANDS ON MY JACK OFF ( A booze joke, a Yoda joke, and a masterbation joke... all rolled into one.)
Honorable Mention- trident: Tell me not tomorrow what tonight did I (as we have all said on an occasion or fourty. )
This has honestly been my favorite one to judge, hands down... so much so that... I sought out help.... just because I wanted the joy to be shared... awesome job to all!!