Oh yeah! Birthday number 50 is two days away and I cannot wait any longer for it to arrive! Saturday, I'm headin' for the Keys to celebrate for a week...most probably by becoming an inert lump. But, I am now a card carrying AARP inert lump! So, now I deserve a certain amount of respect. You may kiss the ring and address me as "Padrino" if you wish. I like that idea. Of course, that's what brought down Alexander the Great. But unlike him, I don't have people or a posse so, I think I'm safe. Ah, a half century of worthless knowledge all stored in my twisted mind. Lovely!