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Published January 20, 2009
Oh yeah!  Birthday number 50 is two days away and I cannot wait any longer for it to arrive!  Saturday, I'm headin' for the Keys to celebrate for a week...most probably by becoming an inert lump.  But, I am now a card carrying AARP inert lump!  So, now I deserve a certain amount of respect.  You may kiss the ring and address me as "Padrino" if you wish.  I like that idea.  Of course, that's what brought down Alexander the Great.  But unlike him, I don't have people or a posse so, I think I'm safe.  Ah, a half century of worthless knowledge all stored in my twisted mind.  Lovely!
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