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http://brettcottrell.blogspot.com/2011/10/steve-jobs-nominated-for-imessiah.html

In a stunning move, Apple devotees announced plans to nominate Steve Jobs for iMessiah.  iTechies and iNerds everywhere rejoiced in the news, and showered each other with Slurpees and Mountain Dew in their parents’ basements.  The fact that Steve Jobs is dead has done little to diminish their fervor in his candidacy, and in fact plays into their campaign strategy of resurrecting him at the next Consumer Electronics Show.  “It’ll be awesome,” said Stayman Winesap, a long-time Jobs disciple.  “He’ll pop out of an iPhone and introduce himself as the only iMessiah who can deliver us from Microsoft and lead us to the promised iLand.”

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