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August 26, 2009


1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

2. Who are you in love with?
who? or what? hahahahahhahahahah

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
hell no... everyone knows all the flavor is in paint chips....

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yes. my pink lighter.... support the cause....

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
i have no goddamn idea... like 2 years ago maybe?

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
no... im wearing some womens discarded panty hose. hhahahahhaha

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
nah... and if i did... it wouldnt be worth 2,000.... just because of the signature on the title

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
when i tried to burn a house down..... didnt succeed.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
who the fuck goes to the movies every 5 days?

10. Are you hot?
not to a naked eye... hahaha shoot i could sweat while i swam.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

12. What are you wearing right now?
gray cotton pants and a white tee.... oh and the pantyhose of course

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
that shitll get clean when it fuckin rains...
this is a better question.....
13. Have you ever gotten high in a car wash? mad people will say yea.

14. Last food that you ate?
i had some teddy grahams last night... them things are fuckin bomb.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
either in bed or on the toilet... ahahahahha

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

17. When is the last time you ran?
ahahahahah.... ima repeat something ive said in the past

"remember when we were kids? we used to have so much fuckin fun runnin... just laughin and yellin and scootin. now, running is not fun.
you only run if your life or freedom is in jeopardy. the last time i ran for fun....
i broke my fuckin leg. hahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahah

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
some fuckin shitty ass mma on sunshine

19. What is your favorite animal?

20. Your dream vacation?
to go get me my little card that says "im allowed to have weed in my pocket"

21. Last person's house you were in?
we are all in gods house. ahhaahahahha

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
fol-leg.... ask ... a bunch of people....?

23. Have you been in love?
love is just blue balls without the swollen sac and pain.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
nah... but im pretty sure im missing the point of anything here....?

25. Last play you saw?
what the fuck man? every goddamn one of these there is just a retarded ass question... if you go to plays and they dont star your little brother or sister....
kill yourself you little ritzy fuck... im bout to come at you like wilks booth bitch.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
i dont have a weapon... ima be me and if you have an opinion about it than go fuck yourself... and ill let you know. trust me.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
i get to work... hooray!

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
myself. i commented on another fuckin questionaire

29. Next trip you are going to take?
probably flat on my face HiYO!

30. Ever been camping?
i dont think so... but ever since i seen problem child i wanted to piss on someone elses camp fire.

31. Were you an honor roll student in schooL
hahahahahahahahhah... fuck... i was more like.... on a roll... ahahahahah

32. What do you want to know about the future?
is 12-20-2012 really it?

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
nope... if you put cologne or perfume on when you wake up.... ew.
go take a fuckin shower you scrub.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
oh im sure i am it will not occur. an eigth a day keeps the care away......

35. Where is your best friend?
man goddammit... what the fuck is with the best friend questions on here...
little goddamn disney watchers. i dono... i never broke a heart charm in half

36. How is your best friend?

37. Do you have a tan?

38. What are you listening to right now?
hahaha i aint listenin to shit.... but shit... i turned around and on the tv they got fuckin al borlin from home improvement doing infomercials now???

39. Do you collect anything?
magic nose goblins. if you know what that is from... wanna be best friends?

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
whoever gossips needs to swallow a sock.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
uhh guilermo pulled me over last week for no seat belt... no fee tho...
guilermo is cool in my book.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
if you put your lips on the cups at restaraunts... go get a fuckin tetnis shot.

43. What does your last text message say?
i aint gettin my phone either brit

44. Do you like hot sauce?
i like warming sensation? haahhahaahahah

45. Last time you took a shower?
last night

46. Do you need to do laundry?
no... but i need to wipe more thorough apparantley. ahhahahahaa

47. What is your heritage?

48. Are you someone's best friend?
here it is again? FUCK MAN boyfriends, girlfriends, best friends, the hills, dawsons creek, facebook, ok magazine..... KILL YOURSELF GODDAMN TEENY BOPPERS!

49. Are you rich?
as dark chocolate bitch.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
sugarplums and lollipops were dancin in my head....