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Published July 17, 2011 More Info »
So you plan to have sex with your friend. Fair enough. They exist, may happen to be sitting next to you, and most importantly, nothing can go wrong with that plan. Right? Righhhhhhhht? Sure sure. Except that any wrong move could damage the friendship forever, and more importantly lead to there being one less person on the earth willing to have sex with you, and real talk, that list is getting shorter by the day. Basically, if you're gonna make a move on a friend, you've got to be positive they're on the same page. So how can you tell? We asked our Facebook fans what they thought and here's what they came back with. So without further ado, here are 12 indications that your friend is interested in becoming a friend with benefits: They have sex with you  -Matt Ezyk He asks your opinion about his 401K  -Scott DeYagerStarts poking you on facebook  -Lewys GamboUsually when they keep offering to give your condoms a "test run"  -William BurrowsWhen he puts his penis on your forehead and says "think about it"  -Rachael L Spindel-AcostaShe shows up to my door delivering a pizza and suggests options for the tip.  -Dave McGinleyTwo foot taps under the stall door  -Scott DeYagerThey send Congressional Sext Messages.  -John LivingstonThey show up with a 12 pack and a bottle of lube  -Brian SmithThey add you to their healthcare plan.  -Ryan OrzechWhen she asks you if her panties smell like Chloroform.  -Zach MillsShe makes you promise NOT to respect her afterward.  -Nicholas Krall
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