Milwaukee, WI (CHN) - Governor Scott Brown took to the airways for the 2nd time in the past 24 hours to urge residents across the state to keep transportation lines clear so that first responders could reach thousands of people injured or displaced by an onslaught of orgasms affecting nearly every citizen in 'America's Dairyland'.
The orgasms, were thought to have peaked
Saturday evening following the Wisconsin Badgers total dismantling of
the rival Cornhuskers in front of a national tv audience. "If anyone
had blue balls after that game, well they just aren't human," said 3rd
year pre-law student Sandee Westfield who found a front yard hose to
wash off her feet and face after leaving Camp Randall Stadium.