Recently I was minding my own business walking down a busy street in the middle of the day. Suddenly, I looked up and saw a man eating Wild Berry Skittles – very normal. When I looked closer, I realized that the man was not only eating Wild Berry Skittles, but upon closer inspection, it looked as though he was just about to cum!
I thought, no, he couldn’t be just about to cum. It’s mid-day and outdoors and this man is surely just eating Wild Berry Skittles!
But he wasn’t just eating Wild Berry Skittles. He was about to cum. I’m sure of it.
Here are some factual notes I jotted down while studying him, just to remember the details for later. It all happened so fast, so forgive me for missing any important indicators.
- His face is contorting in strange ways.
- His penis is so hard it looks like a doorknob to his legs.
- He is thrusting at the air.
- He is moaning.
- He keeps saying “I’m cumming! I’m cumming while eating Wild Berry Skittles!”
- The man continues to eat the Wild Berry Skittles.
- It is unclear whether the Wild Berry Skittles are the reason for his cumming or if he just happens to be eating them while he was cumming.
I’m very disappointed that someone would do that outside in the street while eating Wild Berry Skittles. Hopefully it’s not some new sensual trend. I’d rather not see that again!
If I can’t watch a stranger eat Wild Berry Skittles without watching him cum, I don’t know if I want to step outside anymore.