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Published July 01, 2010

I am addicted to hoarding, not the actual act of it but the show on A&E. I tune in regularly to catch up on my sloppy, sleezy, and all together skin crawling cast of characters. It's also the only time I am actually motivated to clean my own house or donate insane amounts of stuff to goodwill.
Every episode they have an uptight waste of space psychologist that is meant to help the hogger, I mean hoarder through their process. Usually I pay no attention to them because I am so mesmorized by the freaky freak that is trying to rationalize keeping a shit stained, fungus infected handy wipe from 1978 that their first husband wiped his ass with, but this episode I was distracted. Every time the sad excuse would throw something away the to hot for snot fucking psychotic psychologist would ask "Can I get a 0-10 on your anxiety". After every fucking piece!!!!!! By the 10th one I snapped. If this broken down Betty wasn't suicidal already due this crazy process they sure at shit were going to be after. 
I mean really? What the fuck does it matter anyway? Like if they said 10 your going to stop everything and make them a cup of earl grey tea and tell them it's all going to be ok. No, so why don't you shut the fuck up, leave the poor trainwreck alone and start shoving 20 year old pasta roni into the trash bags. Fucking Hoarders, they get me every time.

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