a young man noticed that his relationship with his girlfriend had become stale.
he asked a friend what he should do. the friend suggested the man should cover his genitals in honey and get his girlfriend to lick the honey off.
he decides to do this, he gets home early from work and covers himself in honey and lies on the bed waiting for his girlfriend to come home.
she arrives and enters the room, she’s horrified
“that's disgusting” she yells
“why would you think i would do that?!”
she turns to leave just as she does the man yells.
“wait! before you go.........send in the dog”.