Hello,

As you may or may not know, a couple of weeks ago, we at Funny Or Die News designed our own flag in response to the fervor over the Confederate flag still flying on the grounds of the South Carolina capitol building, the debate having been tragically renewed after a white supremacist gunman killed nine black worshippers at the Emanuel AME Church in Charleston.

Well, since that time, we actually had that flag made (see above) and are very pleased with the results.

But more to the point, several black churches have been damaged in suspicious fires in the states of Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Georgia, directly in the wake of the racially motivated shootings in Charleston. Arson is suspected in at least three of the cases. There has been very little news coverage following these fires, many of which are undoubtedly intimidation tactics by racist groups or individuals intended to terrorize black communities.

We would like to help with the rebuilding of the churches, and that’s where you come in. The individual who donates the most money to THE INDIEGOGO CAMPAIGN WE HAVE JUST SET UP will win the one-of-a-kind flag pictured above.

That’s right — if you are the highest donor, the storied “Robert E. Lee Fucking His Horse” Confederate flag will be yours to do with what you like. You can even fuck it, if you want.

We’ll also toss you some Funny Or Die swag (hoodies, T-shirts, etc.) We will then take all the money donated to this campaign and give 100% of it to the Rebuild the Churches Fund, which has already raised over $100,000.

If you don’t want to deal with the foolishness of a dumb humor website, we encourage you to donate directly to the fund. But that’s only if you absolutely don’t want a flag of a Civil War general having intercourse with his horse.

Anyway, that’s the whole deal: You donate the most money and you win the flag.

Know what? Here it is again:

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