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Marriage can be murder, so they say. Have you ever got the feeling your wife wants you dead? Most women won’t act on this desire, but the majority of married women I interviewed all had the same fantasy,that the husband will somehow die. Here are some reasons your wife might be secretly plotting to kill you.

How Sex Can Lead To Death
By King Christopher

Marriage can be murder, so they say. Have you ever got the feeling your wife wants you dead? Most women won’t act on this desire, but the majority of married women I interviewed all had the same fantasy,that the husband will somehow die. Here are some reasons your wife might be secretly plotting to kill you.

You didn’t make enough money: This is the number on reason your wife will decide you’re useless.

You have been together too long: Women often get bored in long-term relationships. They fantasize about the fun and excitement they can have without you.

She doesn’t like the way you eat a banana or drink your coffee ect…Women are more sensitive to noise and smells.If you make sounds or snore at night then she’s probably fantasizing about smothering you with a pillow.

You want sex too often: A wife who dreads having sex with you, would rather read a book.

She found porn on your computer: Even though women read porn, they hold it against you for watching it.

You got caught going to the Topless Bar: When you get caught, it will always be held against you. Nothing makes a woman want to kill you more than when you give money to another woman.

You didn’t fold your underwear or do the laundry a certain way: I once dated a woman who got really angry about how I folded laundry and washed clothes.

Easier than Divorce: If you die,then she gets money,sympathy and she can start having fun without you.

These may sound like petty reasons but small things eventually add up to bigger issues. Everyday in the news there are stories about Men and Women trying to kill each other.

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