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Published August 16, 2010
Well I know there are some pussy inclined guys out there here are some ideas for you.
 1. Do what prisoners do...not fucking a guy in the ass but a latex glove and lotion.

2.cut a hole in your bed...but watch out  for springs and bed bugs..

3.put some dog food on your dick and go lay outside...hey if that's your thing

4.count up your change and go find a  crack whore...wear a rubber

5. Go get a jar of peanut butter and go at it

6.Go to the morgue ....they can't turn you down

7. if you got some money go for a pocket pussy...then you can carry her everywhere and not here no complaining...introduce her to your friends....let them have a go at her

 Hope you can use one of these. Actually I hope you don't.



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