If these disappointed soul-portals don't just jab you in the heart, you might want to check your pulse.
Chamillionaire's songs are a blatant cry for escape. He has been ridin' dirty for so long that he has apparently written a song called "Front to Back", which I can only assume preaches about proper wiping technique for hygienically-challenged female rappers & video girls out there. Where has his dignity gone?! A UTI is not a chain gang from Compton! This man needs a break!
SO Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present to you my pride and joy, the President Pro-Tempore of all things smooth jams:
Soothing and Comforting, he's everybody's cup of tea.