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April 06, 2009


Today's post might be a little whack-a-doodle, because I've got a mega concussion AND whiplash.  Go to Disneyland to celebrate my sobriety with some friends, and this is what happens.. 
That blowjob on the Matterhorn seemed like a fucking amazing idea at the time!
Anyway, now I'm on enough meds to put Andy Dick in a coma, and am finding it near impossible to cut these lines straight. 

On the bright side, drugs make trolling the internet pretty exciting.  Like when you run into things like this:


Somehow "simulates the warmth of a Tauntaun carcass" just sounds really fucking cozy! 

And I also like this quarter in my hand.  It's the Vermont state quarter, and it's really amazing.  Just a guy in a sweater with buckets and trees.  It kind of breaks my heart to put it in this vending machine.  But nothing goes better with coke than Fanta Grape..

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